Pricing
Honest about not knowing yet.
Three shapes of engagement. Real numbers come in a written quote after a short call, before any work begins.
Pricing tiers
What moves a quote
- How many pages
- A five-page brochure site and a forty-page catalogue are different jobs.
- How much motion
- A quiet, tasteful site is cheaper than a signature scroll sequence.
- Whether it has an AI front desk
- Agents need your rules, your answers and a human hand-off.
- What it connects to
- Forms to your inbox are simple; booking and payments take more care.
- Whether we host it
- Monthly care is separate, so you can leave with your site any time.
Questions
Things people ask quietly.
Is it really a fraction of what agencies charge?
That is the plan, and the reason is structural: no account managers, no layers, one designer-builder with AI handling the grunt work. We have not published numbers yet. You get a firm written quote after a short call, before any work starts, so you can compare it against whatever you were afraid of.
Who is Jimmy?
Jimmy is a composite of every neighbor kid, cousin and "my friend who knows computers" who ever built a small-business site for twenty dollars. Some of them did fine work. Most of the sites have a marquee. Jimmy is affectionate shorthand, not a real person, and the business in the demo is invented.
What happens to the address I paste into the roast?
We fetch that one public page, read it, and send a trimmed version of its text to an AI model to write the audit. We do not store the address or the page. Rate limits use a salted hash of your network address, not the address itself. Details are on the privacy page.
Can the roast be wrong?
Yes. It reads the HTML your server sends, measures what it can, and does not run your page in a browser, so it cannot see content that only appears after scripts run. Treat it as a sharp second opinion, not a lab report.
I already have a site on Wix, Squarespace or WordPress. Can you help?
Yes. We can rebuild it properly, move your content, and keep your address. A redesign of what you have is usually the quickest fix.
What does an AI customer-service agent actually do?
It sits on your site, answers the questions you keep answering, stays inside the rules you give it, and passes you the visitor's name and email when they are ready to talk. The concierge on this page is a working example. AI can make mistakes, so agents are built with firm limits and a human hand-off.
Who owns the site, and what if I want to leave?
Ownership, hosting and hand-over terms are written into your quote before you pay for anything, so there are no surprises later.
Last thing
Let's fix your baby's website.
Tell us what you have and what's wrong with it. A human replies with an honest opinion and a written quote, no pressure, no jargon.
No Jimmys were harmed