Terms
The fine print.
Short and readable. Last updated 2026-09-29.
Draft: pending legal review
Using this site
You can use the site and its tools for lawful purposes. Do not use the roast tool on sites you have no reason to look at, try to overload it, or use it to probe private networks (it is built to refuse that anyway).
The roast and the concierge are opinions from software
Both are generated by AI and by simple measurements of public HTML. They can be wrong or incomplete, and they are not professional advice or a guarantee of any result. Do not rely on them for legal, financial or security decisions.
Concept work
Businesses shown on this site are invented, and any resemblance to a real business is coincidence. Nothing here is a testimonial, endorsement or claim of results.
Quotes and projects
Prices, timelines, ownership and hosting terms for any project are set out in a written quote or agreement. Nothing on this website is an offer at a fixed price.
Availability
The tools have daily limits to keep costs sane, and may pause without notice. The site is provided as is, without warranties, to the extent the law allows.
Contact
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