Warm bread. Zero waiting.
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Work
Everything below is concept work for invented businesses, labelled as such. The honest proof is this site: view source, run Lighthouse, break the chatbot.
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Book a visit in a minute.
Hi! Can I help you find a time?
See dates. Hold a seat.
The same invented business as the animation on the home page. Left: the 1998 original. Right: the reprint.
UNDER
CONSTRUCTION
Hi!!! I am Dale. I mow lawns AND sell bait. Call me. Or my wife. Whatever. This site was made by my nephew Jimmy. He is 14. Thank you Jimmy!!! Also i like fishing.
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This page is NOT Y2K compliant. email me: dale@aol.com
Lawn care and live bait
One call, one crew, one clear price. Book a mow in about a minute.
Mon to Sat, 7 to 6 · Concept design
Last thing
Tell us what you have and what's wrong with it. A human replies with an honest opinion and a written quote, no pressure, no jargon.
No Jimmys were harmed